((Still alive over here too, for the few of you who follow me! I swear I’ll play with this account more, I need to just go bug people. XD))

-Slinks closer, sniffs at the mouse- *You come bearing ‘nip? Is it high quality, or is it cut with grass? Oh never mind. I’ll find out.*

-Snatches the toy and shreds it, pulling out all the catnip inside and rolling about in it-

*Oh. Oh yeah. That’s…that’s the goOoOOoOdD stuff.*

jasonfuckingtodd:

telepathiccat:

-Slinks round his ankles, purring- *Really? Out of all the things you’ve seen, it’s a telepathic feline that takes the cake? I will never understand you humans.*

-Looks down, scowling slightly- There’s usually explanations for the stuff I see. A telepathic cat definitely takes the cake. 

*There’s an explanation for me. I’m a cat who’s telepathic. A genetic mutation, I suppose, since I pass it on to any litters I sire. See? All explained.* -Looks up and mews- *Pet me?*

jasonfuckingtodd:

telepathiccat replied to your post: || No I will seriously never be sick of the…

*Good. You are my favorite humans after all.* ((Heehee. Prowler has missed his toys.))

…I’ve dealt with some weird shit in my lifetimes, but this is just.. 
|| TOYS. WE ARE TOYS. KYLEEE. WE’RE TOYYYYS. || 

-Slinks round his ankles, purring- *Really? Out of all the things you’ve seen, it’s a telepathic feline that takes the cake? I will never understand you humans.*

redandyellowblur:

telepathiccat started following you

Can I start running now, or—

*Run all you like, it will do no good.* -Purrs contently-

miss-lady-bat:

telepathiccat:

miss-lady-bat:

telepathiccat:

*Goddess. Just keep that green stuff away, human let me have some once. She thought it was hilarious. I didn’t.*

“I never eat the stuff anyway. If you want into the rolls, just let me know and I’ll peel them apart … “

*No need, human.*

*I’ll eat the whole thing.*

“I’ve never known a cat to like sushi.”

*Perhaps true, but think of it like this. How many cats do you know that are telepathic? So I’m unique.* -happily stuffs his face-

miss-lady-bat:

telepathiccat:

*Goddess. Just keep that green stuff away, human let me have some once. She thought it was hilarious. I didn’t.*

“I never eat the stuff anyway. If you want into the rolls, just let me know and I’ll peel them apart … “

*No need, human.*

*I’ll eat the whole thing.*

*Goddess. Just keep that green stuff away, human let me have some once. She thought it was hilarious. I didn’t.*

dlyt3:

japanese food by Edgard Soares Photographer on Flickr.

*A…*

*With…*